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Feed the experimental blobs or else

Anything's a bridge if you drive fast enough – Poly Bridge 3

25 years trapped in a tower to find God – The Anchorite

The virus that only infects zombies – Dead Ahead

The Mistletoe Mech changes everything – TABS

How "safe" do bridges need to be? – Poly Bridge 3

I betrayed my clay friend in the worst way imaginable

I went from POOR to a BILLIONAIRE who collects humans

Princesses can't trust me – Dead Ahead

This Dinosaur is Cursed – Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

I'm an assassin but I have no bones

This Squirrel Is Nuts

Do NOT trust Shrek

What every male zombie wants – Dead Ahead

It's TABS but animals ruin everything